im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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