Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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