i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
areolas are like halos for boobs.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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