Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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