I don't usually arrange sex via text message
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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