he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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