I hate your face
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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