Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
i think i have two assholes
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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