He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
a search helicopter?!
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
These tits shall not be calmed
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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