By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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