awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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