you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
