can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
