remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I stole a fireplace last night.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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