covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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