You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I love you.
Bad choice
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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