If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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