its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Randomize
