He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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