sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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