You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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