no. you can't hotbox the world.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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