But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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