No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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