I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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