Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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