3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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