But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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