I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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