what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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