I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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