I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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