Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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