just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
it's like iHOP with fire
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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