just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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