Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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