i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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