just survived the first fart of the relationship.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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