oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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