I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
My vagina is very pro this idea
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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