He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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