This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i just had sex bonerless
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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