All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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