Nicole vs. Life
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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