Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
