i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Green mimosas i think yes
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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