Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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