Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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