10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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