First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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