Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
