Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
honey bunches of taint.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
