I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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