i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
