How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
